soreplaceable: (CRACKY COSPLAY TIME)
Fon Master Ion ([personal profile] soreplaceable) wrote2011-10-06 10:21 am

018 ~ [Action]

[The Malnosso weren't known for their kindness, and perhaps that's why Ion was returned to the village so far from House One. He was tired and all he wanted to do was curl up somewhere and sleep... which was something he was now very capable of doing seeing as he's been transformed into a [livejournal.com profile] soadoptable. Those little paws of his can only walk so fast, but he manages to make it halfway to House One from the plaza before he has to stop and rest. Finding a nice soft spot of grass to lay in, he curls up and sighs, hoping he doesn't fall asleep before he can make it back home...]

[Of course, assuming he does make it back to House One safe and sound, those living there can expect to hear tiny scratches and meowing at the door... and possibly a few windows if no one hears him.]



[[ooc: ION IS NOW A KITTEN. But he won't be forever! "Green" will turn him back to normal though with a pair of cat ears and a tail because I can, but saying "Ion" will make him go right back to being a kitten. And it won't quite be an instant transformation either, so figuring out what made him change should prove to be a bit difficult. He still has a tiny pair of green wings too, but the longer his identity stays a secret, the more fun it'll be. :'D]]

[[Oh, and feel free to break time and space and try to take him home! |D]]

markofthewise: (Satisfaction)

[personal profile] markofthewise 2011-10-06 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
[Sokka is paying NO ATTENTION to where he walks. Sure hope no little cats get in his way.]
ext_1001099: (stop this b u r n i n g)

[identity profile] soadoptable.livejournal.com 2011-10-06 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
[EXCUSE YOU SIR]

[BUT THAT IS HIS OWN PERSONAL TAIL THAT YOU JUST STEPPED ON]

[SCREEEEE--]
markofthewise: (Haiku Fail)

[personal profile] markofthewise 2011-10-06 02:14 am (UTC)(link)
[WHOA. Sokka immediately steps back and trips, falling down.]

H-hey!
ext_1001099: (teach me h e a r t a c h e)

[identity profile] soadoptable.livejournal.com 2011-10-06 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
[Ion quickly stands and turns to Sokka, tail twitching and wings fluttering. That was so not cool, man.]

[But seeing as he made him fall over, it seems a fair trade. He meows apologetically... well, it probably just sounds like a meow, but you get the idea.]
markofthewise: (Get the POINT?)

[personal profile] markofthewise 2011-10-06 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
[It sounds more like a 'take that loser' meow. Sokka sits up and just glares. He waves a finger at the cat.]

Don't mock me!
ext_1001099: (my heart is l e a r n i n g)

[identity profile] soadoptable.livejournal.com 2011-10-06 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
[Sokka needs to brush up on his cat-speak, clearly.]

[Ion just tilts his head, crouching down lower to the ground. He wasn't mocking, really!]
markofthewise: (Gimme a break)

[personal profile] markofthewise 2011-10-06 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh, he knows what you're trying to do. He leans forward and frowns.]

Don't try and act cute with me now. It won't work.
ext_1001099: (and t h r o w i t o u t to sea)

[identity profile] soadoptable.livejournal.com 2011-10-06 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
[Sokka, what are you even talking about. Ion has no idea. He meows again and just keeps on staring.]
markofthewise: (Yeah. No.)

[personal profile] markofthewise 2011-10-06 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
Oh fine. [He reaches in to pet the stupid cat under its chin.] Happy now?
ext_1001099: (please speak s l o w l y)

[identity profile] soadoptable.livejournal.com 2011-10-06 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
[Ion doesn't know what Sokka is planning to do at first and shrinks back a little when he reaches out his hand but-- o-oh. Why does that feel so nice? He closes his eyes and even starts to purr a little.]
markofthewise: (Now... smile!)

[personal profile] markofthewise 2011-10-06 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
[Well you know, no one is watching right now. So he's going to try and scoop up the kitty now.]

There you go. I won't hurt you. Who's a good little girl? [Cooing a bit because one of the powers of all cats is to make people sound stupid.]
ext_1001099: (stop this b u r n i n g)

[identity profile] soadoptable.livejournal.com 2011-10-06 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
[It's hard to tell who's going to be more embarrassed when this is all over. And dude, he is so not a girl but please for the love of Yulia don't check.]

[He's still not quite sure what to do when he's being /SUDDENLY HELD so he flails a little at first. A-Awkward.]
markofthewise: (Chin scratcher)

[personal profile] markofthewise 2011-10-06 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
[NO BOOBSQUISH FOR YOU. Yup, Sokka is just going to continue on his way, the flailing cat held snugly against his chest, taking Ion FURTHER from his goal as he continues walking.]

Looks like you've got wings. So does anyone own you, girl? [... oh yeah.] What am I even asking you for? You're just a dumb kitten.
ext_1001099: (teach me h e a r t a c h e)

[identity profile] soadoptable.livejournal.com 2011-10-06 09:55 am (UTC)(link)
[Do dumb kittens shake their heads? Because this dumb kitten just shook his head in response to that question. He's stopped flailing at least, though he's not too happy about being taken even further from House One. Learn to speak cat, dude.]
markofthewise: (Really?)

[personal profile] markofthewise 2011-10-06 01:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[Too bad Sokka isn't expecting a response and isn't really paying that much attention. He does carefully poke one of the wings.]

I'll just have to see if anyone is missing a cat with green wings.
ext_1001099: (stop this b u r n i n g)

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[identity profile] soadoptable.livejournal.com 2011-10-07 06:58 am (UTC)(link)
[H-Hey, those are sensitive! The wings flutter in response to the poking--]
distressedude: (Derp)

[personal profile] distressedude 2011-10-07 07:02 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh, hello there Sokka. Hope you don't mind a sudden poof of smoke all up in your face and someone suddenly appearing in your arms. Don't worry about dropping him; he was on his way to falling over anyway.]

[The least graceful of entrances.]
markofthewise: (What. The. Fuck.)

[personal profile] markofthewise 2011-10-07 01:02 pm (UTC)(link)
[Sokka coughs on the smoke and is rather surprised to find Ion, of all people, laying on the ground.

No response. Just staring.]
distressedude: (I never realized...)

[personal profile] distressedude 2011-10-07 01:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[Ion brings a hand to his head as he sits up. Nevermind Sokka's staring-- he's normal again! Though that seemed rather short for a malnosso side-effect... of course, he hasn't noticed that he has an extra pair of ears atop his head. Thankfully, for now, they blend in rather well with his hair.]

I... I'm back to normal? Just like that...?
markofthewise: (I'm not so sure about that)

[personal profile] markofthewise 2011-10-07 01:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[... back to normal? So that cat was...?]

You... you were the cat!?
Edited 2011-10-07 13:10 (UTC)
distressedude: (Wait what?)

[personal profile] distressedude 2011-10-07 01:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[...oh, that's right, Sokka's still here. This isn't embarrassing at all, really!]

Yes. A side-effect from the Malnosso, I'm afraid. Though I didn't expect it to be over so quickly...

[Is that a tail twitching ever so slightly on the ground behind him? No way, you're imagining things.]
markofthewise: (Yeah. No.)

[personal profile] markofthewise 2011-10-07 01:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[... and he was holding him up to his chest. Good grief. Sokka holds out a hand to help him up and sighs.]

Let's just both agree... this never happened.
distressedude: (Sweatdrop)

[personal profile] distressedude 2011-10-07 01:23 pm (UTC)(link)
[Hey, at least you weren't the one who was purring. Ion takes his hand and then dusts himself off once he's on his feet.]

I believe that's for the best...
markofthewise: (... wut?)

[personal profile] markofthewise 2011-10-07 01:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah. Agreed. [Awkward...]

So... I guess you're probably wanting to get home, then...
distressedude: (Oh come on now!)

[personal profile] distressedude 2011-10-07 01:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Er, yes. I imagine my housemates will want to know I'm back...

[...he feels like he should apologize, but it's not like this his either of their faults or anything.]

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