[Dist continues to pet the little kitten, chuckling quietly. Honestly, the feline was cute, even if in the back of his mind Dist knew it was Ion. He just...couldn't help it. It was a compulsive thing, to just lavish him with attention when he was tiny like this. At least this animal wasn't capable of setting him on fire if it got upset, either.]

I hope you haven't come here expecting me to play with you. I'm afraid that's not my area of expertise...try Tear, I'm sure she'd be more than happy to find a green feline in her room the next morning.

[Herpa-derp. Dist doesn't realize he said the trigger word, and just goes on to pet Ion's head.]